Roy Scouts

Badge Catalog

Badge Class Earned Interest
1000 Mile Summer
Run 1,000 miles between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
Physical 1x
0 interested
750 Mile Summer
Run 750 miles between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
Physical 0x
0 interested
500 Mile Summer
Run 500 miles between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
Physical 1x
0 interested
The Faithful
Swear one’s soul to the Church of the Saturday Long Run.
Physical 1x
0 interested
New Lap Record
Complete a personal record in a running race that was competed in prior to becoming a Roy Scouts initiate.
Physical 3x
1 interested @mbm
Out-o-Breath
Run to the top of at least 20 mountain passes which reach a minimum of 10,000 ft elevation.
Physical 0x
1 interested @hmads
San G
Run to the top of San Gorgonio Mountain
Physical 0x
0 interested
Running 2-fer
Compete in 2 or more running races in a year.
Physical 5x
0 interested
Ultra
Compete in an ultramarathon.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Sender
Redpoint any single pitch rock climbing route outdoors.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Crusher
Onsight at least 10, 5.8 or higher grade outdoor rock climbing routes in a day.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Scrambler
Climb a class 3 peak.
Physical 1x
0 interested
Mountain Goat
Climb a class 4 peak.
Physical 1x
0 interested
Mountaineer
Climb a class 5 peak.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Ascent
Hike (and/or run) more than 120,000 vertical feet in a year.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Peak Bagger
Hike/Climb all of Colorado’s 14ers
Physical 0x
0 interested
Thru-Hiker
Thru-hike at route of at least 150 miles in length.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Old Gold Hill
Bike from Salina, CO to Gold Hill, CO and have an americano when you get there.
Physical 3x
1 interested @ewags93
Biking 2-fer
Compete in 2 or more bike races in a year.
Physical 1x
0 interested
Rafter
Navigate, via water, at least 30 continuous miles on a river who’s headwaters originates in Colorado.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Boater
Navigate, via water, at least 100 miles on any one of the 20 longest rivers in North America.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Aaron Kyro
Land a clean pop shuvit.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Andy Anderson
Land a treflip to bolts.
Physical 0x
0 interested
4 Helmet Day
Within 24 hours, participate in 4 activities which require the use of a helmet.
Physical 0x
1 interested @hmads
Picnic
Complete The “Picnic”, aka the Grand Teton Triathlon.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Doggy-paddle
Complete a one-mile swim.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Feels Like Home
Go snorkeling in the Pacific Ocean.
Physical 0x
0 interested
Nordic 2-fer
Compete in 2 or more nordic ski races in a year.
Physical 2x
0 interested
Two Bird Day
Witness two good birds in a day.
Natural 4x
0 interested
Owl
Witness and owl in the wild.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Mountain Rodent
Witness a marmot performing its classic “helicopter tail” maneuver.
Natural 3x
0 interested
Gardener
East food grown in one’s own garden for more than a fortnight.
Natural 2x
1 interested @ewags93
Big Boy
Grow a vegetable weighing more than 10 lbs
Natural 2x
1 interested @ewags93
Victory Garden
Grow, & distribute to others, one’s own weight in edible plants, fruits and/or vegetables.
Natural 1x
1 interested @ewags93
Floral
Craft a bouquet from one’s own homegrown flowers.
Natural 4x
0 interested
High Elevation Skinny Dip
Skinny dip in a natural body of water at an elevation of at least 10,000 ft.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Low Elevation Skinny Dip
Skinny dip in a natural body of water at an elevation of not more than 1,000 ft.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Mile High Skinny Dip
Skinny dip in a natural body of water at an elevation between 5,000 ft and 5,600 ft.
Natural 4x
0 interested
Baker
Learn to bake at least 8 unique types of bread, to include soda breads, yeasted breads, and enriched and non-enriched styles.
Natural 1x
2 interested @ewags93 @hmads
Home-brew
Brew homemade beer.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Home-wine
Craft homemade wine.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Home-mead
Brew homemade mead.
Natural 1x
1 interested @ewags93
Home-bucha
Brew homemade kombucha.
Natural 5x
1 interested @ewags93
Julia Child
Develop a recipe that is good and original (judged by a panel of Roy Scouts.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Chef
Host a full banquet for your local Roy Scouts. All food must be cooked onsite, no potlucks.
Natural 2x
0 interested
After School with Bo Kent
Split and stack a chord of firewood.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Firestarter
Learn to start a fire with one’s own mind.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Seamstress
Mend, darn, embroider, or otherwise meaningfully sew one’s personal clothing.
Natural 4x
0 interested
Desert Worship
Spend more than 14 days in a year outside in a location classified as part of the deserts and xeric shrublands biome by the World Wide Fund For Nature.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Midsummer
Meaningfully celebrate the Summer Solstice with a group of Roy Scouts.
Natural 6x
0 interested
Yule
Meaningfully celebrate the Winter Solstice with a group of Roy Scouts.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Wisdom
Visit a tree that is over 1,000 years old.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Northern Lights
Witness the Aurora Borealis.
Natural 2x
0 interested
Southern Lights
Witness the Aurora Australis.
Natural 1x
0 interested
Totality
Witness a total solar eclipse.
Natural 5x
0 interested
Wear
Wear a hole in the knee of one’s pants.
Ritual 2x
0 interested
Worn
Wear a hole in the ass of one’s pants.
Ritual 2x
0 interested
For the Hare
Dead hare a hash.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
For the Hounds
Live hare a hash.
Ritual 1x
0 interested
Deflouring
Earn a hasher name.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Ave Satanas
Craft at least 100 pentagrams in 100 unique locations.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Devotion to the Guardian
Visit and pay homage to the Guardian of Clear Creek, which can be observed when looking East-Southeast and up at this location: 39.742501, -105.254771.
Ritual 0x
1 interested @ewags93
Dungeon Master
Serve as DM for a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition campaign of at least 5 sessions.
Ritual 2x
0 interested
Player Character
Participate in a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition campaign of at least 5 sessions.
Ritual 3x
0 interested
In the Band
Compose and perform a piece of original music.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
van Gogh
Paint a detailed self portrait.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Nightrunner
Run for more than 69 minutes at once using only moonlight to see by.
Ritual 0x
2 interested @hbarr @hmads
Free Spirit
Be naked for at least 24 hours.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Danger Razor
Shave genitals with a Milwaukee box cutter.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Gambled and Lost
Shit your pants unintentionally.
Ritual 1x
0 interested
Geologist
Get a photo taken of oneself next to a prime example of an extrusive felsic rock in outcrop while holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Blacksmith
Forge a sword entirely out of aluminum cans.
Ritual 1x
0 interested
Formal 14er
What it says on the box. Hike a 14-thousand foot peak wearing formal attire.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Literate
Read 10 books a year (from the Roy Scout approved book list)
Ritual 0x
2 interested @ewags93 @hbarr
Stylish
Wear a bolo tie every day for a month.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Nationals: TNG
Bring your kid to the annual NCAA DII Cross Country National Championships.
Ritual 0x
0 interested
Summer of Love
Sleep in a hammock for at least 6 weeks.
Ritual 1x
0 interested
Jamboree
Attend a Roy Scouts overnight camp trip.
Ritual 3x
0 interested
Branded
Get a Roy Scouts themed tattoo.
Ritual 0x
1 interested @hmads
Don’t Vom’
Run a 10 minute Beer Mile, a 9 minute La Croix Mile, or a 12 minute Vernors Mile.
Physical 0x
0 interested

Pending Approval

These badges are awaiting approval and not yet earnable.

Badge Type
Boner 69
You know
Physical
Craftsman
Craft a powerful object using only materials gathered while camping in the wilderness.
Ritual
Forager
Forage for and eat at least 3 distinct species of mushroom or edible plant.
Natural
Triathlon 2-fer
Compete in 2 triathlon races in one season.
Physical
Triple Nine
Perform the so called “Colorado Triple Nine”. Ski 9 runs, play 9 holes of golf, watch 9 innings of the Rockies play.
Physical
Twin Peaks
Ascend and descend two 14ers on a bike.
Physical